53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
- What do you put on hotdogs?
- Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?
- Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- Do you use your parking brake?
- Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- Do you know how to play chess?
- How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- Ever fallen in the shower?
- On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about?
- Do you have a Snuggie?
- Are you allergic to anything?
- Do you have any TV shows on ?
- How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- Ever driven away in anger?
- What’s your favourite freezie colour?
- Are you a vegetarian?
- Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top?
- Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- Do you think that things will get better?
- Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- What’s your favourite quote?
- Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
- What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
- Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life?
- What’s your favourite book genre?
- Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.
- Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- Do dogs like you?
- Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- Do people listen when you speak?
- How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- Do you use torrents?
- When was the last time you paid for music?
- Are you addicted to technology?
- Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- Peter Pan?
- How often do you fall up the stairs?
- Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)
- Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”)
- How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
These are interesting questions I have not, in fact, seen before. Maybe ask?
(Source: therealmeighan, via firebeings)